xeternalsnowx:

He has started spazzing…

biacomcafe:

theravenandthesun:

HAHAHAHAHA!

If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.

Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.

Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.

I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!

Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…

But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…

HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-

katiesigh:

seer0ftime:

can we just talk about these past couple weeks though

it’s not even “past couple of weeks” it all happened in the space of like 4 days

Reasons I Love Webcomics: Ménage à 3 edition (x) (x) (x)

bullets-and-cyanide:

The New Fighters of SSB

Mega Man ✖ Wii Fit Trainer ✖ Villager

 

They gon’ fuck you up.

お粥 | 立ち木のあれ

curesparkle:

 Time passes, people move…. Like a river’s flow, it never ends… A childish mind will turn to noble ambition… Young love will become deep affection… The clear water’s surface reflects growth…

Now, in 7 years and forever, you will always be the best, Nintendo.

fuckyeahlaughters:

catswithbenefits:

“DON’T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY BAB..oh..oh thank you kind sir”

derpycats:

Cat, it’s been years and you’re still in the sink. Get out.

buttermilkqueen:

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

souris-and-smiles:

I’ve seen a couple posts where people are marveling over the concept of the Wii Fit trainer in the game.  Like oh wow a woman’s going to be a playable option, how progressive and inclusive and glad to see they’re finally acknowledging female gamers and allowing them to play as a girl.

…Y’all know Samus is a girl right?

heroesofhyrule:

flanoirbunny:

1986:

“oh wow look at you what a cutie I’m gonna pinch ur cheeks”

1998:

“oh HELLO when did u get so hot damn boy I mean DAMN”

2006:

“OKAY THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR NINTENDO STOp”

2013:

“ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME MIYAMOTO?”

avengwhores:

Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.

… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

trust-me-im-with-the-doctor:

Donna and Ten have the funniest relathionship.