He has started spazzing…
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
can we just talk about these past couple weeks though
it’s not even “past couple of weeks” it all happened in the space of like 4 days
The New Fighters of SSB
Mega Man ✖ Wii Fit Trainer ✖ Villager
They gon’ fuck you up.
Time passes, people move…. Like a river’s flow, it never ends… A childish mind will turn to noble ambition… Young love will become deep affection… The clear water’s surface reflects growth…
Now, in 7 years and forever, you will always be the best, Nintendo.
Cat, it’s been years and you’re still in the sink. Get out.
subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.
I’ve seen a couple posts where people are marveling over the concept of the Wii Fit trainer in the game. Like oh wow a woman’s going to be a playable option, how progressive and inclusive and glad to see they’re finally acknowledging female gamers and allowing them to play as a girl.
…Y’all know Samus is a girl right?
“oh wow look at you what a cutie I’m gonna pinch ur cheeks”
“oh HELLO when did u get so hot damn boy I mean DAMN”
“OKAY THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR NINTENDO STOp”
“ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME MIYAMOTO?”
Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.
… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid
Donna and Ten have the funniest relathionship.